The oldest dildo could come from the Stone Age NSFW] The oldest dildo ever discovered clocks in at 28,000 years, making sex toys older than civilization, religion, and marriage combined. : r Damnthatsinteresting The long and satisfying 28,000 year history of the dildo The oldest dildo in the world is approximately 28,000 years old. It was discovered in 2005 in Tbingen, Germany by archaeological researchers at the university there. It is eight inches long and " It's not a darning tool, it's a very naughty toy: Roman dildo found Archaeology The Guardian